Too Womaned Latimer: A Moral tale
I like to think of myself as a man of the world. I have seen many things as I served across the Queen-Empress’ Empire and good lord if one was easily upset by the hedonism one sees on The Mumbles, with their heathen gods and hot Welsh cakes one would be not fit for service. Whatever two or three people get up to in the privacy of their own country estate is not my business but on reflection, if the could raise the number to four they could start a polo side. It was that in mind that I was pottering home through Maida Vale in the grey dawn following a rather good dinner given by the ‘Antediluvian Edifices Society’ when I saw young Derrick Latimer furtively letting himself out of one of those discreet little flats known in those parts. I was about to adopt the air of unseeing ignorance one adopts when the Vicar’s ‘Specialist Lithographs’ arrive in the post by mistake when I noticed something something a little odd in his gait. He was not setting forth wit...